James Swan ~ This One's for You!

Some of you may 'Like' James Swan and " Things I Hate About Your Home. I know I do. It's all in good fun. I smile every time I look though the photos he puts together. Sometimes I think it is just an unfortunate situation. I have one of those on my hands right now. I joke about it with her all the time. I tell her that one day she'll find me in her home with a can of primer. "I know, I know," she says. But she is a loving wife. You see her husband painted this Rembrandt. A faux treatment called 'rolling.' I have seen rolling. This is not it. I call this Anxiety Attack...

Look left, look right, look up... its always there. I tell her I have to close my eyes when I am in this powder room because it makes me anxious and dizzy. But inevitably I have to open my eyes for fear of falling and cracking my head on the sink. Here's the thing... if I fall and crack my head and blood splatters on the walls and ceiling, could you even tell??!! I think not. I would lay there, helpless, TRAPPED.... my heart is pounding as I type... I'm starting to sweat.... UUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm good. I realized I'm just sitting on my sofa looking at something that will change very soon ~ the primer is in the trunk ;-)